June 32: Gameplay Point #80000: reidman made something spin! Apache has no PP!

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Walkthrough

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Welcome to Happy Happy Village where everything is just so dang blue. Beyond a budding religious culture there's also the local caves and a blue cow. But that's not what we're here for.

Go through the northern cave, find Paula in the lonely cabin, get the Franklin Badge, and then take down Carpainter.

Walkthrough

How many battles can you get into total in the main room of Happy Happy Headquarters?

Challenges

  • Don't steal eggs. It's wrong. Pay at least $110 per egg.
  • Unequip all armor. Fight 20 cultists in one battle.
  • Don't use any PSI at all while fighting Carpainter.
  • Donate all your money to that annoying lady.
  • Fill your inventory with Picture Postcards.
  • Fill Paula's inventory entirely with cookies from crows.
  • Get Paula to level 10 by fighting crows.
  • Fight 10 coil snakes.

1/128 RARE ITEM CHALLENGE!

  • Insane Cultists sometimes drop PSI Caramels. Win one!