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July 31, 2009

In A Small Town

Police, Punks, and Politicians!

Walkthrough

Start a new game, and name your characters whatever wacky things you can think of. Be sure to share your names with everyone else on the forum!

Once the game has started, check out the meteorite and then go back home. Later in the night, help Pokey find Picky. Buzz Buzz will eventually join you, and then you’ll all encounter Starman Jr. Once you’ve vanquished him, take Picky and Pokey back home. After Buzz Buzz gets swatted, talk to him and get the Sound Stone. Then go back to your house and save the game.

Buzz Buzz has cashed in his chips and left you all alone. Well, nobody ever said saving the world was going to be easy.

Before you head out into the big, wide world, perhaps you should prove yourself a hero at home. Trouncing some local ruffians might do the trick.

Take on Frank and the Sharks. After you’ve given them a thorough thrashing, go and and save your game. You’ve done enough work for one day.

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Challenges

  • Bring home as many cookies as you can.
  • Avoid all the fights until Starman Junior. (Or get to level 8 so you can own him with Rockin.)
  • Don’t ask your dog for help. He’d rather be lazy anyways.
  • Don’t equip the Cracked Bat outside. Show it sympathy.
  • Don’t go back home to mooch off of Mom.
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