- Jul 31 - In a Small TownPolice, punks, and politicians
- Aug 1 - SanctuaryPower pooled in giant steps
- Aug 2 - Road to Twosonvs. a squadron of crooked cops
- Aug 3 - Raining MobstersAnd kidnapped psychics (wait…)
- Aug 4 - Happy Happy CultVs The Electric Religious Nutjob
- Aug 5 - First DateA bear mauling, then a show!
- Aug 6 - Snow PatrolWalk all over your old friends
- Aug 7 - UFO SightingWalk all over your old friends
- Aug 8 - Saturn ValleyAn alien race of male pigs?
- Aug 9 - Milky Belch CoffeeStinky milky coffee sanctuary
- Aug 10 - Dusty Dune-sagasThe lens, the seed, the 3rd lie
- Aug 11 - The $1MM ConcertFollowed by a boffo sale!
- Aug 12 - edisnooM12-year-olds be trippin in da club
- Aug 13 - Kings of FoursideTopple the metropolitan dictator
- Aug 14 - Summers SunThe secret of Magic Cake is Poo
- Aug 15 - Sewer RatsThere is no Mr. Spoon!
- Aug 16 - Scarabian NightsWeaponized slipper attack!
- Aug 17 - Dungeon ManSize of the entire universe man
- Aug 18 - Yellow SubmarineSnoofling for Magic Truffles
- Aug 19 - StonehengeLet all the children boogie.
- Aug 20 - Land Before TimeDinosaurs versus bazookas
- Aug 21 - MagicantWe Have Seen the Enemy, and…
- Aug 22 - ZexonyteGrab dat MacGuffin!
- Aug 23 - Phase DistortionTravel to the Cave of the Past
August 12, 2009
edisnooM
12-year-olds be trippin in da club
hguorhtklaW
Paula’s been kidnapped. Isn’t that just wonderful? Well, there’s only one thing to do in troubled times like this: go out for a cup of coffee.
Everdred may be in the area, so search him out; he might be closer than you think. Take his haiku-styled advice to heart and head to the strange land of Moonside. Fight through the madness and destroy the Mani Mani Statue to reclaim your reality. Just when you think the weirdness is over, you’ll encounter Escargo Express’ Neglected Class. Save before the monkey cave.
segnellahC
- Give a Magic Truffle to the guy who wants something.
- Defeat five Robo Pumps before they can reach 2.
- No bottle rockets.
- Don’t equip the Night Pendant.
- Read every line of text in Moonside at the top of your lungs in a crazy voice. And turn your television upside-down, too. Basically, today is “bug your parents/roommates” day.
- !EGNELLAHC METI ERAR 821/1 Dali’s Clocks sometimes drop PSI Caramels. Get one!
- !EGNELLAHC METI ERAR 821/1 Enraged Fire Plugs drop Sudden Guts Pills. Win one!
