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August 14, 2009

Summers Sun

The secret of Magic Cake is Poo

Walkthrough

While waiting for the good doctor to spruce up the Sky Runner, check out the shining spot that Jeff couldn’t claim before, if you didn’t yesterday. Afterward, make a stunning entrance into Summers. Get yourself a membership into the Stoic Club and then get yours hands on some of that legendary Magic Cake.

Once you’ve flipped out, check out Dalaam, then save in the palace with that guy wearing the phone on his head.

Challenges

  • Buy all the new equipment in Summers. Fight enemies on the beach until you have enough money.
  • Buy every item at the restaurant. Be sure to read all the Help descriptions.
  • Fight Tough Guys on the beach until you get a Chick from one. (Success at this challenge entitles you to call yourself “The Ladies’ Choice.”)
  • Spend 10 nights at the hotel. Giygas can wait.
  • Memorize the “Didactically speaking” line.
  • Then say it to someone today.
  • 1/128 RARE ITEM CHALLENGE! Mighty Bear Sevens drop Super Plush Bears. Win one!
  • 1/128 RARE ITEM CHALLENGE! Mad Taxis drop Xterminator Sprays. Win one if you didn’t already in Fourside!
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