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August 17, 2009

Dungeon Man

Size of the entire universe man

Walkthrough

It’s time to be a real tomb raider! Head south of town, dance before the Sphinx, then enter the pyramid. Beware, there are plenty of evil creatures here! (Not to mention a total lack of Angelina Jolie.)

Once you rob the Guardian General of his valuable Hawk Eye, you’ll want to save your game inside Dungeon Man. Don’t worry about losing Poo; he’ll be back soon enough.

Challenges

  • Fight 10 Master Criminal Worms. Without green swirls. Hah, you thought we’d make it easy?
  • Don’t use PSI to cure any ailments.
  • Collect EVERY item in the pyramid.
  • Don’t let anyone get killed.
  • Give Poo all your best items.
  • Win a Kraken Soup from a Beautiful UFO.
  • Defeat the Guardian General with Flash. Don’t let anybody else attack.
  • Find Pokey’s dung. Say, “Hey, Poo! It’s your brother!”
  • Play the game normally.
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