- Jul 31 - In a Small TownPolice, punks, and politicians
- Aug 1 - SanctuaryPower pooled in giant steps
- Aug 2 - Road to Twosonvs. a squadron of crooked cops
- Aug 3 - Raining MobstersAnd kidnapped psychics (wait…)
- Aug 4 - Happy Happy CultVs The Electric Religious Nutjob
- Aug 5 - First DateA bear mauling, then a show!
- Aug 6 - Snow PatrolWalk all over your old friends
- Aug 7 - UFO SightingWalk all over your old friends
- Aug 8 - Saturn ValleyAn alien race of male pigs?
- Aug 9 - Milky Belch CoffeeStinky milky coffee sanctuary
- Aug 10 - Dusty Dune-sagasThe lens, the seed, the 3rd lie
- Aug 11 - The $1MM ConcertFollowed by a boffo sale!
- Aug 12 - edisnooM12-year-olds be trippin in da club
- Aug 13 - Kings of FoursideTopple the metropolitan dictator
- Aug 14 - Summers SunThe secret of Magic Cake is Poo
- Aug 15 - Sewer RatsThere is no Mr. Spoon!
- Aug 16 - Scarabian NightsWeaponized slipper attack!
- Aug 17 - Dungeon ManSize of the entire universe man
- Aug 18 - Yellow SubmarineSnoofling for Magic Truffles
- Aug 19 - StonehengeLet all the children boogie.
- Aug 20 - Land Before TimeDinosaurs versus bazookas
- Aug 21 - MagicantWe Have Seen the Enemy, and…
- Aug 22 - ZexonyteGrab dat MacGuffin!
- Aug 23 - Phase DistortionTravel to the Cave of the Past
August 04, 2009
Happy Happy Cult
Vs The Electric Religious Nutjob
Walkthrough
Welcome to Happy Happy Village, where everything is just so dang blue. Besides a budding religious culture, there’s also the local caves and a blue cow. But that’s not what we’re here for.
Go through the northern cave, find Paula in the lonely cabin, get the Franklin Badge, and put an end to Carpainter’s insane schemes. Rescue your new party member, then call your dad from the reconstituted drugstore.
After you’ve gotten her stocked up with equipment and food, head to the eastern cave! The path to Lilliput Steps is littered with moles, bats, and bears, so be sure to do a little leveling before you go too far. Once you’ve sufficiently beaten the hair off the Mondo Mole, make your way back to the village and save.
Challenges
- Don’t steal eggs. It’s wrong. Pay at least $110 per egg.
- Unequip all armor, then fight Insane Cultists until the letters start to repeat.
- Don’t use any PSI at all while fighting Carpainter. Let him blow himself away with reflected lightning
- Donate all your money to that annoying lady. Do it one dollar at a time until your inventory is full of Picture Postcards.
- Fill Paula’s inventory entirely with cookies from crows.
- Keep Paula’s Teddy Bear “alive”.
- Don’t use Paralysis on the Mondo Mole.
- Beat Mondo Mole with Paula at Level 1 and have her alive at the end of the battle.
- 1/128 RARE ITEM CHALLENGE! Insane Cultists sometimes drop PSI Caramels. Win one!
