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August 05, 2009

First Date

A bear mauling, then a show!

Walkthrough

Now that you’ve rescued yonder psychic maiden and set fire to a giant mole, take a still-stressful walk back through the Peaceful Rest Valley.

Once you’re back in Twoson, take some time to reunite Paula with her manic father and grateful mother. Like any responsible parent, they’ll let their 13-year-old girl run off with you to save the world.

First stop? Burglin Park to meet with the mobster who paid you off earlier. Then to the Chaos Theater! The Runaway Five will give you a special treat and then invite you to join them as they barrel through the tunnel to Threed. On the other side of the tunnel, the Runaway Five drops you off in a zombie-infested wasteland.

…uhhh…good luck?

Challenges

  • Win a Teddy Bear from a Mighty Bear.
  • Keep Paula alive for the entire game play point.
  • Or, let Paula die, then talk to people in Twoson.
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