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August 06, 2009

Snow Patrol

Walk all over your old friends

Walkthrough

Welcome to Threed! It’s not exactly the friendliest place, so after you’ve checked out the graveyard you might want to stay near the center of the town. Of course, even there lies the unsubtle threat of sexy ladies, so you’re going to need someone’s help.

As Jeff, clean out the boarding school and then use Tony the human ladder to make your escape. Head south to see what the local nuts are rattling about and save after you’ve stumbled your way past the Mad Ducks.

Challenges

  • Get Ness and Paula possessed. Keep them that way.
  • Fight five Coil Snakes in Threed.
  • Purchase the T-Rex Bat from the drugstore in Winters.
  • Avoid fights so Jeff will reach Threed at Level 1.
  • Try not to enjoy Tessie’s gorgeous trumpet melody.
  • Patrol the streets of Threed and fight all enemies that are sitting in the road. Yell, “Die, freako Belch minion!” each time you get into a fight. Do this until Ness’s dad calls, and then yell “WHO YA GONNA CALL?!”
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