- Jul 31 - In a Small TownPolice, punks, and politicians
- Aug 1 - SanctuaryPower pooled in giant steps
- Aug 2 - Road to Twosonvs. a squadron of crooked cops
- Aug 3 - Raining MobstersAnd kidnapped psychics (wait…)
- Aug 4 - Happy Happy CultVs The Electric Religious Nutjob
- Aug 5 - First DateA bear mauling, then a show!
- Aug 6 - Snow PatrolWalk all over your old friends
- Aug 7 - UFO SightingWalk all over your old friends
- Aug 8 - Saturn ValleyAn alien race of male pigs?
- Aug 9 - Milky Belch CoffeeStinky milky coffee sanctuary
- Aug 10 - Dusty Dune-sagasThe lens, the seed, the 3rd lie
- Aug 11 - The $1MM ConcertFollowed by a boffo sale!
- Aug 12 - edisnooM12-year-olds be trippin in da club
- Aug 13 - Kings of FoursideTopple the metropolitan dictator
- Aug 14 - Summers SunThe secret of Magic Cake is Poo
- Aug 15 - Sewer RatsThere is no Mr. Spoon!
- Aug 16 - Scarabian NightsWeaponized slipper attack!
- Aug 17 - Dungeon ManSize of the entire universe man
- Aug 18 - Yellow SubmarineSnoofling for Magic Truffles
- Aug 19 - StonehengeLet all the children boogie.
- Aug 20 - Land Before TimeDinosaurs versus bazookas
- Aug 21 - MagicantWe Have Seen the Enemy, and…
- Aug 22 - ZexonyteGrab dat MacGuffin!
- Aug 23 - Phase DistortionTravel to the Cave of the Past
Saturn Valley
An alien race of male pigs?
Walkthrough
You’ve successfully hampered the plans of the undead, but now it’s time to stop it at the source. Head through the passage in the graveyard and fight through the underground road. You’ll have to fight a slimy creep, but that’s easy for seasoned adventurers like you, right?
Once you emerge from the underground road, venture northward along the river, then stop by Saturn Valley, home to the world’s most innocuous colony of limbless aliens. After you meet the locals, you’ll learn of some shady dealings near the waterfall. Head to Grapefruit Falls and say the password.
Once you’ve infiltrated the base, fight your way through the hordes of slimy piles, zombies, and foppies. Make use of the ultra-handy butterfly room and then approach the base’s pukey protagonist, Master Belch.
Once you’ve taken him down, take a dip in the hot spring to wash off that funk you picked up and save your game.
Challenges
- Use no PSI at all for the whole game play point.
- Fight 10 Armored Frogs. See the above challenge.
- Talk to all of the Mr. Saturns in under 1 minute.
- Buy everything in the shop, including three Bionic Slingshots.
- Fight a Mad Duck in Saturn Valley… yes, it’s possible.
- Fight a Mad Duck behind the Mr. Saturn shop. (This one is a little harder and you should probably save first.)
- Fight a Violent Roach in Saturn Valley. Not in the cave. Outside.
- Fight one hundred Foppies. Count them off in a theatrical Boris Karloff accent and use PSI Thunder to finish the last one. Don’t forget to go, “ah ha ha ha ha!”
- No PSI in the factory. Only items can be used.
- Hit an enemy with the Bionic Slingshot while crying.
- 1/128 RARE ITEM CHALLENGE! Plain Crocodiles sometimes drop Meteorniums! Get one!
- 1/128 RARE ITEM CHALLENGE! Violent Roaches sometimes drop Secret Herbs. Win one!
